oh no… a person… used their own electronic device… that they own, that is theirs… to take a picture of their own face… that they own, that is theirs… and in doing so they hurt nobody… and took nothing away from anybody… oh no… how could they… how dare they feel confident in themselves and like their appearance… when will they learn that they have to be intentionally miserable and jaded like me… the most irrationally grumpy person in the world
